I do declare

We threaten a lot of life plans.

Jun 11
chrispine:stepliana:
It is so unfair that hte only dude I know who dresses like this is my ROOMMATE. COME ON MEN I WANT TO/CAN BE ATTRACTED TO/DATE

chrispine:stepliana:

It is so unfair that hte only dude I know who dresses like this is my ROOMMATE. COME ON MEN I WANT TO/CAN BE ATTRACTED TO/DATE


May 19

i will call a guy “babe” and mean it


i will date a man who wears ties like this (or at all)

i will date a man who wears ties like this (or at all)


Oct 21
  • Zoe: declaration du jour
  • that is the new blog
  • i will have an oat party and you can bring your besweatered pooch
  • that is all
  • me: yess
  • Zoe: i have eaten six oat bran muffins.
  • and it's only ten thirty
  • oy

“Next summer I will have a barbecue at my parents’ house and we will go night swimming.”